How to annoy your little brother!
1) Love him a little too much! (Especially in front of his friends)
You can do this simply by giving him big hugs whenever you see him or yelling "I LOVE YOU" really loud from across a crowded room. If he tells you to stop, he really means he wants you to do it more often.

2)Find his celebrity look-a-like and tease him about it.
  • Print out multiple pictures of his celebrity twin and tape them all over the house.
  • When you see his celebrity look-a-like in a magazine, point it out and ask him more about the story.


3)Say embarrassing things to him when he's around girls.
You could say things such as
  • Hey did you remember to change your undies this morning?

4)Develop a nickname for him such as “Baby brother” or “Pooky”

5) Talk all the time in any of the following ways..

6)Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of Lysol.
7)Tie jingle bells to all his clothes.


8)Whenever he says something, laugh loudly as if he just told and extremely funny joke.Or if he says something that he thinks is hilarious, just stare at him like he's an idiot.

9)Go to his sporting events and cheer embarrassingly loud for him.
(I don't recomend dressing like this though)

10)Stare at him for about five minutes, making sure he knows you're staring at him. Then, slowly sneak up to him while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff his head, then run away. Repeat.